1 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:07,708 OH! THIS DISHWASHING LIQUID ISN'T CRUELTY-FREE! 2 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:08,776 I KNOW. 3 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,411 WELL, WHY DID YOU BUY IT AFTER I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T?! 4 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:11,479 BECAUSE I LIKE IT. 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,615 THEY PROBABLY TESTED IT BY MAKING KITTENS DRINK IT. 6 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:15,583 YEAH. SORRY. 7 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:16,817 DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT CRUELTY-FREE MEANS? 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,152 DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT CRUELTY-FREE? 9 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:19,520 THIS CONVERSATION, ALL RIGHT? 10 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:23,057 SO LAY OFF, OR I'M GONNA TEST MY FINGERNAILS ON YOUR LITTLE EYEBALLS. 11 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,659 HEY, MOM, WHAT DOES VEAL TASTE LIKE? 12 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:26,360 YOU BOUGHT VEAL?! 13 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,361 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, ALL RIGHT? 14 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,397 I'M MAKING SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR DAD 15 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,164 FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY. 16 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:32,400 OH. VEAL TASTES LIKE A BABY ANIMAL 17 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:35,403 WHO HAS LIVED ITS ENTIRE LIFE IN A TINY CRATE. 18 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:38,672 WOW. MUST BE TENDER. 19 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:43,177 YEAH, IT IS. LET'S CROSS THE STREET. COME ON. 20 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:44,445 BUT OUR CAR IS ON THIS SIDE. 21 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,847 MM-HMM. SHE DOESN'T WANT US NEAR THE CONVICTS. 22 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,150 WHOA! THOSE GUYS ARE CONVICTS? 23 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,684 NO, THEY'RE NOT CONVICTS. 24 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,853 THEY'RE PERFORMING A PUBLIC SERVICE. 25 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:53,721 HUH. THAT'S NICE OF THEM. 26 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:56,624 BECAUSE THEY WERE CONVICTED OF A CRIME. 27 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:57,691 IT'S STILL NICE. 28 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,692 YES, IT IS. 29 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,128 DAD'S NICE. 30 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,563 YEAH, HE IS. WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 31 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:05,766 'CAUSE HE'S OVER THERE HELPING THOSE CONVICTS. 32 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:28,689 WHOA, DAD WAS SCRUBBING GRAFFITI OFF A WALL? 33 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,491 YUP. WHAT'D HE DO? 34 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:31,392 WE DON'T KNOW. 35 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,761 I HOPE HE ROBBED A BANK. THEN WE'D BE RICH. 36 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:37,365 WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T GET AWAY WITH IT, MORON. 37 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,633 HE'S SCRUBBING GRAFFITI OFF A WALL. 38 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:43,204 YOU KNOW, I WONDER IF HE LIFTS WEIGHTS 39 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:44,472 WITH A BUNCH OF MURDERERS ALL DAY. 40 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:47,608 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOUR FATHER WAS SCRUBBING GRAFFITI 41 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,377 UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF A POLICEMAN 42 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,478 AND HE NEVER TOLD ME, HIS WIFE-- 43 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,614 TELLS ME HE'S AT SOFTBALL LEAGUE ON OUR ANNIVERSARY-- 44 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:54,815 MOM, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH SOAP? 45 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:58,586 OH, YOUR DAD'S A CRIMINAL. WHO CARES? 46 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,622 CLAUDIA? 47 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,358 WELL, HEY, YOU'RE HOME! 48 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,194 YEAH, BABY. HI. 49 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,161 HOW WAS SOFTBALL? 50 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,896 OH, IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS GREAT. 51 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,698 YOU KNOW, COACH HAS ME OUT IN LEFT FIELD, 52 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,533 AND I SAID, HEY, I GOT A GREAT ARM. 53 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,902 PUT ME IN THE HOT POCKET, BUT... 54 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:15,936 WHY DOESN'T HE? 55 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,739 OH, YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT HIS SON-IN-LAW AT THIRD. 56 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,908 HE'S A GREAT GUY. HE'S BIG, BUT HE'S KINDA SLOW. 57 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,177 YOU KNOW, BUT IT'S A 10-GAME SEASON, 58 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,812 SO I GOT A LOT OF SATURDAYS TO PROVE MYSELF. 59 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:29,450 GOD, THAT FEELS SO GOOD. I'M SO SORE, YOU KNOW? 60 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,285 YEAH, I KNOW. 61 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:34,355 SO WHAT WERE YOU CONVICTED OF? 62 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:36,724 WHAT? 63 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,392 I SAW YOU SCRUBBING GRAFFITI! 64 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,694 YOUR CHILDREN SAW YOU SCRUBBING GRAFFITI. 65 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,563 WHAT DID YOU DO? AW, IT WAS NO BIG THING. 66 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,632 WELL, THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU KEEP IT A SECRET FROM-- 67 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,800 OK, NOW YOU'RE OVERREACTING! 68 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,269 OH, I'M SORRY. 69 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:49,237 WHAT'S THE APPROPRIATE REACTION 70 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,539 TO FINDING OUT YOUR HUSBAND'S ON A CHAIN GANG? 71 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:52,573 IT'S NOT A CHAIN GANG, YOU KNOW? 72 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:56,810 IT'S--IT'S A GOVERNMENT-SPONSORED SERVICE PROGRAM. 73 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:57,878 SO YOU'RE LIKE AN ASTRONAUT? 74 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,680 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED 75 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:03,584 IF YOU HADN'T BEEN PLAYING GAMES WITH OUR ANNIVERSARY. 76 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,286 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 77 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,287 THE GIFT THING. 78 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,756 WE WENT OVER AND OVER THAT. 79 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,291 NO GIFTS THIS YEAR. 80 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,659 I AGREE. 81 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,860 ARE YOU SURE? 82 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,027 ABSOLUTELY. 83 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:15,729 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL JUST END UP SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY 84 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,598 ON SOME STUPID CRAP THAT WE DON'T NEED 85 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,600 JUST TO PROVE SOMETHING THAT WE ALREADY KNOW. 86 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,002 RIGHT. WHICH IS? 87 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,737 THAT WE LOVE EACH OTHER. 88 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:26,974 OF COURSE. OF COURSE. YEAH, RIGHT. NO GIFTS. 89 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,676 NO GIFTS. AND I MEANT IT. 90 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,412 YEAH, AND FOR A WHILE THERE I ALMOST BELIEVED YOU. 91 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:36,884 I'M TELLING YOU. HER EXACT WORDS WERE "NO GIFTS THIS YEAR." 92 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,986 SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING HER? 93 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,722 NOTHING. [CHUCKLING] 94 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:42,723 WHAT? 95 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,657 IN 30 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, 96 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,659 EVERY CHRISTMAS, EVERY BIRTHDAY 97 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,562 YOUR MOTHER WOULD SAY TO ME, "DON'T GET ME ANYTHING." 98 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:50,798 AND THE ONE TIME I DIDN'T, HOLY HANNAH! 99 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:54,735 SEAN, WOMEN SAY THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO GET THEM ANYTHING 100 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,004 'CAUSE THEY WANT YOU TO WANT TO GET THEM SOMETHING. 101 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,939 IT'S PROOF OF YOUR DESIRE TO PLEASE THEM. 102 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:02,976 YEAH, BUT I'M TERRIBLE AT PICKING STUFF OUT FOR HER, YOU KNOW? 103 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,646 IT'S A UNICORN. 104 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,848 OH. 105 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,784 IT'S A HOME YOGURT MAKER. 106 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,553 OH. 107 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,554 IT'S AN EMERGENCY LIGHT. 108 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:17,891 IT'S GOT A TV AND A RADIO, AND IT'S GOT A SIREN. 109 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,026 OH. 110 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,628 IT'S FOR EMERGENCIES. 111 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,530 [SIREN BLARES] 112 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,766 BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR THE YOGURT MACHINE. 113 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,801 SHE NEVER EVEN OPENED THE BOX. 114 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,837 THAT MAKES 2 OF US. 115 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:30,971 HEY, DON'T WORRY, SEAN. 116 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,841 I GOT THE PERFECT THING. 117 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,810 DAD, THAT WAS MOM'S. 118 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,747 YOUR MOTHER CRIED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HER. 119 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:40,814 AND I CAN HAVE IT? 120 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,950 IT WOULD BE AN HONOR. 121 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:47,888 THANKS, DAD. 122 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:50,691 AAH! DAD! 123 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,224 WHAT? 124 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,360 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 125 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,662 OH, I'M GIVING THIS TO YOUR MOTHER FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY. 126 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,863 YOU LIKE IT? 127 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:56,897 IT'S GROTESQUE! 128 00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:00,033 HE USED TO BE ALIVE SCAMPERING THROUGH THE FOREST 129 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,068 LOOKING FOR NUTS. 130 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,437 OH, COME ON, LILY. IT'S A FOX. IT DIDN'T EAT NUTS. 131 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,838 IT ATE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, BUNNIES. 132 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,540 OH, AND FOR THAT WE KILLED IT? 133 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,542 IT WAS KILLED, LIKE, OVER 30 YEARS AGO. 134 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,444 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD BY NOW ANYWAY. 135 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,945 OH, SO THAT LETS YOU OFF THE HOOK? 136 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,715 OH, OK. OK, MISS HYPOCRITE, WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHOES? 137 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,550 WERE DO YOU THINK WE GET THE LEATHER FOR THOSE, HUH? 138 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,752 WE DON'T KNOW HOW THIS COW DIED. 139 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:21,355 OH, NO, BUT IT PROBABLY DIED LEAVING A LITTLE NOTE SAYING, 140 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:22,956 "PLEASE CUT MY SKIN INTO LITTLE STRIPS 141 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,559 AND MAKE A BELT FOR LILY FINNERTY." 142 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,027 HMM? 143 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,597 OH, GOD! 144 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,665 I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 145 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:32,766 NO. 146 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,836 I AM JUST AS GUILTY AS THE BUTCHER WHO CREATED THIS-- 147 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,938 THIS HIDEOUS SOUVENIR OF SUFFERING. 148 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:42,376 BUT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM'LL LIKE IT? 149 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,378 WELL, NO WONDER LILY'S BEEN SO ANNOYING. 150 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,746 YOU TRAUMATIZED HER. 151 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,048 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BABY, BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET IT FOR YOU ANYWAY. 152 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:51,485 WHY? BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY PAYING OFF YOUR DEBT TO SOCIETY? 153 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,886 NO. 154 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,589 BECAUSE, I, UH... 155 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,090 I GOT YOU THIS INSTEAD. 156 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,960 COME ON! I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING! 157 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,429 THEN DON'T OPEN IT. 158 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,564 WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO. 159 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:07,835 [DOORBELL RINGS] 160 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,571 HEY, BABY. HEY, BABY. 161 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,005 YOU READY TO GO? 162 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,607 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT, 163 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,943 AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO. 164 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,044 WHA--WHAT? 165 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:19,480 NO, NO, NO. SEE, YOU HAVE TO GO 166 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,782 BECAUSE THIS IS DONKEY BASKETBALL. 167 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,951 DEAN, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S KIND OF BARBARIC? 168 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:28,622 NO. IT'S NUNS ON DONKEYS PLAYING BASKETBALL. 169 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,824 YEAH, AND, YOU KNOW, IT IS FOR CHARITY. 170 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:34,127 TO HELL WITH CHARITY. IT'S JUST FUN. 171 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:40,734 WHOA! I'M OPEN! I'M--AAH! 172 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:46,139 Girl: GO, SISTER ANNE! WHOO! 173 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:50,444 OHH-H-H-H-H! 174 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,480 WHOO! 175 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,582 IT JUST SEEMS SO CRUEL. 176 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,950 IT'S NO MORE CRUEL THAN WHAT DO IN THE NBA. 177 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,886 THEY DON'T RIDE ON DONKEYS. 178 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,154 WELL, THEY SHOULD. 179 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,858 I WISH THEY COULD DONKEY-UP, LIKE, EVERY SPORT. 180 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,126 LIKE DONKEY BASEBALL. 181 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,961 OR DONKEY TENNIS. 182 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:08,962 DONKEY BOWLING. 183 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,130 DONKEY HORSE RACING. 184 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:14,001 YEAH, A GUY ON A DONKEY ON A HORSE. 185 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:17,638 A NUN ON A DONKEY ON A HORSE. 186 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:21,909 A GUY ON A NUN ON A DONKEY ON A HORSE. 187 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,811 YEAH! 188 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,214 CAN WE JUST LET THE DONKEYS BE? 189 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,116 [DONKEY BRAYS] 190 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,620 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 191 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,922 [HORN HONKS] 192 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:39,259 HEY, GET OUT OF MY PARKING SPACE! 193 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,161 THERE'S A DONKEY OUT THERE. 194 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,963 THAT IS SO WEIRD. 195 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,131 GET OUT! 196 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,899 [HONKS HORN] 197 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:49,937 IS IT, LIKE, A KEY CHAIN WITH A LITTLE LIGHT ON IT? 198 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,206 DOESN'T MATTER. YOU DON'T WANT IT. 199 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,776 IT'S TOO LIGHT TO BE A PAPERWEIGHT. 200 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,910 COME ON, JUST OPEN IT. 201 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,512 NO, NO. COME ON. 202 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:01,815 COME ON. OK, I WILL. 203 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:07,187 DIAMOND EARRINGS? OH, MY GOD. 204 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,757 THESE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. SEE? 205 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,525 HOW CAN WE AFFORD THESE? 206 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:12,860 AW, BABY, YOU'RE WORTH IT. 207 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:15,796 OH, SWEETIE. OH, MY GOD. 208 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,064 YOU'RE CRAZY. 209 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:17,965 WHOO! 210 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,099 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 211 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,033 I KNOW. 212 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,234 I GAVE YOU ALL THE CRAP 213 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:24,037 ABOUT THAT STUPID COMMUNITY SERVICE THING. 214 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,640 YEAH, YOU DID, UH-HUH. 215 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:34,748 OH, MY GOD, YOU STOLE THESE! 216 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:35,716 NO, I DIDN'T. 217 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,018 OH...HOW'D YOU GET 'EM? 218 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,019 IT WAS COMPLICATED. 219 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,788 OH, JUST TAKE 'EM BACK. 220 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:41,655 NO, NO! 221 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,322 TAKE THEM BACK! 222 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,056 I'M NOT TAKING 'EM BACK. 223 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,725 TAKE 'EM BACK! I DON'T WANT 'EM! 224 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:48,028 AW, GREAT! NOW THEY'RE UNDER THE FRIDGE. 225 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:48,996 WELL, GOOD. 226 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,031 GOOD? I WENT THROUGH A LOT TO GET THESE THINGS. 227 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,966 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANNA KNOW. 228 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,335 BABY, I JUST WANTED TO GET YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. 229 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,105 DIAMOND EARRINGS. SHE'LL LIKE THOSE, RIGHT? 230 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,741 WHICH ONES, THE BROWNISH ONES? 231 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:01,742 THEY'RE BROWNISH? 232 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,677 IT'S NOT THAT NOTICEABLE 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO SMALL. 233 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,978 YEAH, BUT THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES I CAN AFFORD, 234 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:05,946 AND I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD THESE. 235 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:09,216 THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU FALL FOR THE BIG LIE. 236 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,183 THE BIG LIE? 237 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,920 IN AFRICA, THE RIVERBEDS ARE FULL OF DIAMONDS. 238 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,022 PEOPLE PICK 'EM UP, SKIP 'EM ON THE POND. 239 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,224 THEY USE DIAMONDS AS AQUARIUM GRAVEL. 240 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,959 OH, REALLY, DO THEY? YEAH. 241 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,061 THE DIAMOND CARTEL DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT. 242 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,832 FORTUNATELY, I KNOW A GUY WHO WORKS OUTSIDE THE SYSTEM. 243 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:25,498 NO WAY. 244 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:26,934 GIVE HIM A CHANCE. FORGET IT. 245 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:27,868 HE'S BEEN IN THE BUSINESS 20 YEARS. 246 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,704 HE OWNS A SHOP. HE'S NEVER STEERED ME WRONG. 247 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,172 YOU'RE SAYING THIS GUY'S LEGIT? 248 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,107 HE'S LEGIT. 249 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,644 100%. 250 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,112 HE SELLS VCRs. 251 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,113 AND DIAMONDS. 252 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,148 LIKE WALMART. 253 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,984 SHOULDN'T IT SAY SOMEWHERE THAT HE SELLS DIAMONDS? 254 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,654 YEAH, RIGHT, LIKE HE'S GONNA ADVERTISE FOR THE CARTEL. 255 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,689 "HERE I AM. COME SHOOT ME." 256 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,763 HEY, MAN, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A VCR. 257 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:59,299 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 258 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:05,205 SEE, MAN, I TOLD YOU HE WAS LEGIT. 259 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,275 HEY, I WANT A BOMB POP. YOU WANT A BOMB POP? 260 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,276 NAH. 261 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:13,814 I'M GONNA GO GET A BOMB POP. TAKE CARE OF MY BOY. 262 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,053 SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE? 263 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,189 YEAH. I MEAN, THESE ONES HERE, THEY'RE GREAT. 264 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,826 IT'S JUST I'M AFRAID THEY'RE OUT OF MY PRICE RANGE PROBABLY. 265 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,328 DON'T BE SO SURE. WHAT'S YOUR PRICE RANGE? 266 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,098 I DON'T KNOW. 300 BUCKS. 267 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,299 THEY'RE YOURS! 268 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,001 GREAT. 269 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:38,305 POLICE! HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE 'EM! 270 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:46,847 COME ON. GIDDY-UP. 271 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,716 YAAH, MULE! 272 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,683 MUSH. 273 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,752 Man: GET OUT OF THE STREET! 274 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,353 AW, RELAX, YOU JERK! 275 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,387 HEY, GRANDPA, 276 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:58,125 WHY DON'T YOU TELL THAT GUY TO KISS YOUR..."ASS"? 277 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,827 OH, MAN, THAT'S BRILLIANT. 278 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:03,897 ALL RIGHT, I HATE TO HAVE TO RESORT TO THIS, BUT... 279 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:07,901 OOH, CAREFUL, GRANDPA. THAT'S ONE BIG..."ASS." 280 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:11,038 GRANDPA, NO! DON'T YOU DARE HURT THAT SWEET ANIMAL. 281 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,073 I KNOW. IT'S SUCH A SWEET "ASS." 282 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:17,444 IT'S A DONKEY. SO CALL IT A DONKEY. 283 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:21,214 HERE, YOU PARK THE CAR, BON JOVI. 284 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,219 BRAD, WHAT IS THIS DONKEY DOING HERE? 285 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:30,891 IT FOLLOWED ME HOME. I--I THINK I SMELL LIKE PEANUT BUTTER. 286 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,794 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DONKEYS? 287 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:34,895 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 288 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,463 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BELT PARKWAY. 289 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:37,765 I GOT STUCK FOR AN HOUR. 290 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:38,866 OH, BOY. 291 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,801 YEAH, THIS ONE WON'T GET OUT OF GRANDPA'S PARKING SPOT. 292 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:44,337 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET HIM TO MOVE LIKE THAT. 293 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,175 [WHISPERS] 294 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,477 [BRAYS] 295 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,179 HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 296 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,415 I SAW A THING ON ANIMAL PLANET. 297 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,186 COME ON, CLAUDIA, GET DOWN HERE AND GIMME A HAND. 298 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,389 NO WAY. THAT WOULD MAKE ME AN ACCESSORY. 299 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,690 ALL RIGHT, I'M HERE TO PICK UP THE KIDS. 300 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:08,061 FORGET ABOUT IT, DAD. OUR ANNIVERSARY PLANS HIT KIND OF A KINK. 301 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:08,796 SEAN'S A FELON. 302 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,330 IT WAS SOME KIND OF MISDEMEANOR. 303 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,400 OH, AND HERE'S THE MAN WHO MADE IT ALL POSSIBLE. 304 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,601 WHAT? WHAT DID I DO? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 305 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,504 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SHOWING UP HERE AFTER WHAT HAPPENED. 306 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,472 OH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T CARRY GRUDGES. 307 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,875 YOU? WHY WOULD YOU CARRY A GRUDGE? 308 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,912 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT ME THROWN IN THE CAN. 309 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,315 SEAN. 310 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,983 HOW YOU DOIN'? 311 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,919 HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M DOING, MAN? I'M IN JAIL. 312 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:35,522 THEY TOOK MY SHOELACES. THEY TOOK MY BELT. 313 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,958 THEY DO THAT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 314 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:38,926 OH, YEAH? 315 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,361 [PANTS DROP] 316 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,965 I DON'T THINK YOU WANNA BE DOING THAT. 317 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,433 [CLICKS TONGUE] 318 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:48,836 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 319 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,839 WHERE HAVE I BEEN? I'VE BEEN PROCURING FOR YOU 320 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,841 THE FINEST LITIGATOR AVAILABLE. 321 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:57,978 I GET YOU OFF, OR YOU DON'T PAY. 322 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:05,485 ISN'T THAT THAT SCUZBAG LAWYER WHO ADVERTISES ON CHANNEL 94? 323 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,956 EWW, WALT. ISN'T 94 THE PORNO CHANNEL? 324 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,991 NO, NO, NO. 325 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:15,462 ON MY CABLE SYSTEM, 94--THAT'S, UH...C-SPAN. 326 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,329 YEAH. 327 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,266 NO, NO, IT IS. LET'S FIND THOSE EARRINGS. 328 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,433 ON 3. 1, 2-- 329 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,370 WAIT, WAIT. STOP, STOP, STOP. WAIT, WAIT. 330 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,371 HOLD ON. WAIT. 331 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,941 OK, GO AHEAD. 332 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:31,478 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID DONKEYS! 333 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,446 BRAD, CALM DOWN. 334 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,181 I CAN'T. 335 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,149 OK, WHAT DID YOU AND GEEK BOY DO? 336 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:39,386 DON'T TELL HIM. THIS WAS OUR SPECIAL ADVENTURE. 337 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,253 UCH, BRAD... 338 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,956 IS THIS WHY YOU'VE BEEN ACTING SO WEIRD? 339 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,858 OK, LOOK, THE DONKEYS WERE BEING EXPLOITED, 340 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,628 AND I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, BUT NOBODY WOULD LISTEN. 341 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,232 OH, NOW WHO IS THIS? 342 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,466 THIS IS BEULAH. 343 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,402 OH...NICE GIRL. 344 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,303 SISTER HELEN? 345 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,939 ONE MOMENT, LILY. SHE FAST? 346 00:13:58,972 --> 00:13:59,973 SHE'S SPUNKY. 347 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:04,044 SO AM I. BEULAH WILL BE MINE. 348 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,946 ALL RIGHT. 349 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:06,914 SEE YOU LATER. 350 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,149 SISTER HELEN, YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS. 351 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,051 IT'S CRUEL AND WRONG. 352 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,019 LILY, I ASSURE YOU, 353 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,621 THE ANIMALS WILL NOT BE MISTREATED IN ANY WAY. 354 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,357 SISTER BEATRICE WEIGHS, LIKE, 300 POUNDS. 355 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,560 LETTING HER RIDE A DONKEY IS...IT'S UNCHRISTIAN. 356 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,896 OH, REALLY? HOW'S IT UNCHRISTIAN? 357 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:27,034 JESUS WOULD NOT WANT PEOPLE TO RIDE AROUND ON DONKEYS. 358 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,436 HIS MOTHER RODE A DONKEY INTO BETHLEHEM. 359 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,570 PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD THE STORY? 360 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,007 YES, AND AFTER THAT, GOD GAVE DONKEYS 361 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,475 FREEDOM FROM LABOR. 362 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,944 OH, DID HE? 363 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:37,810 YES. 364 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,980 AND WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT? 365 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:46,253 IT'S IN THE BOOK OF... JEBBA...DALAYA. 366 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,254 JEBBADALAYA? 367 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,523 HEY, I AM OUT THERE TRYING TO DO GOD'S WORK, OK? 368 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,525 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ HIS BOOK. 369 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,693 MMM... 370 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,930 STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THERE'S A DONKEY IN THE STREET. 371 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,967 LOOK, I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. 372 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:06,006 COME ON, DONKEYS. YOU'RE FREE. RUN AWAY. 373 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,075 GO. FLY. 374 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,242 I DON'T THINK THEY WANT TO. 375 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,945 OH, IT'S BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'S A TRICK. 376 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,713 THEY'VE BEEN HURT SO MANY TIMES. 377 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,049 HEY, CUT IT OUT, DONKEY! 378 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,685 GIMME THE SANDWICH. 379 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,688 * AH-AH-AH 380 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,092 [BRAYS] 381 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,131 GOOD DONKEYS! 382 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,233 I WAS HUNGRY. 383 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,069 [BRAYING] 384 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,038 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 385 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,673 I JUST THOUGHT THAT THE DONKEYS SHOULD, YOU KNOW, 386 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,010 BE--BE RELEASED BACK INTO THE WILD. 387 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,113 THIS IS STATEN ISLAND. THERE IS NO WILD. 388 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:50,450 OK, YEAH, SO IT'S EASY TO SAY THAT I WAS BEING STUPID NOW. 389 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,151 YEAH, VERY EASY. 390 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,086 THERE'S A DONKEY IN YOUR YARD. 391 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,454 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DEAN-O, 392 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,324 I'M SORRY THAT--THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN 393 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,525 ABOUT THE MANY CREATURES 394 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,128 THAT WE SHARE OUR EARTH WITH, 395 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,195 BUT ME AND LILY DO. 396 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:06,133 WE ARE BONDED TOGETHER BY OUR PASSION FOR ANIMALS... 397 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,169 INCLUDING EACH OTHER. 398 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,337 WHAT? BRAD. 399 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,271 WE AREN'T ANYTHING. 400 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,174 SO WHAT, WA-WAS THIS JUST SOME KIND OF FLING? 401 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,577 A FLING? WE BROKE INTO A DONKEY TRAILER. 402 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,747 WELL, I'LL NEVER FORGET WHAT WE HAD. 403 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,549 YOU NEVER HAD ANYTHING! 404 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,652 OH, JUST GO KEEP TELLIN' YOURSELF THAT! 405 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,155 [GRUNTS] AAH! 406 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,090 ALL RIGHT. 407 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,491 ALL RIGHT, BABY, 408 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,193 AFTER ALL I'VE BEEN THROUGH, 409 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,195 THE LEAST YOU CAN DO 410 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,463 IS TO TRY THESE ON FOR ME. 411 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,731 I'M NOT WEARING STOLEN EARRINGS. 412 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,333 THEY'RE NOT STOLEN. I BOUGHT 'EM. 413 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,035 FROM SOMEONE WHO STOLE THEM. 414 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,171 BOY, SHE'S REALLY HARD TO SHOP FOR. 415 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,538 EDDIE, ENOUGH! 416 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,708 ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, ALL RIGHT? 417 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,542 TOUCHY. 418 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,444 YEAH, I'M TOUCHY! YOU GOT ME 100 HOURS 419 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,812 OF COMMUNITY SERVICE! 420 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:57,150 I THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK INWARD, MY BROTHER. 421 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,487 THEREFORE, MY HONOR, 422 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,055 IF, UH, MY CLIENT 423 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:05,625 IS INDEED NOT A DE FACTO DEFENDANT PER SE, 424 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,494 THEN INDEED, HE SHOULD NOT, 425 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,129 INDEED HE MUST NOT-- 426 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,298 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 427 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,100 OBJECTION, MY HONOR. 428 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,135 YOU CAN'T OBJECT TO ME. 429 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,269 SUSTAINED. 430 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,237 [SIGHS] 431 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,338 UNH, UNH. 432 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,038 I TOLD YOU HE'S GOOD. 433 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,673 HE'S GOT HER ON THE ROPES NOW. 434 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,243 ARE YOU CRAZY? THE MAN'S INCOHERENT. 435 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,744 THEREFORE, I MUST REMIND YOU-- 436 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,179 STOP. JUST STOP TALKING NOW. 437 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,082 NOW LOOK, SINCE YOUR CLIENT HAS NO PRIORS 438 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,184 AND THE EVIDENCE IS ONLY CIRCUMSTANTIAL, 439 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,819 I'M INCLINED TO LET HIM OFF 440 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,254 WITH $100 FINE. 441 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,689 A FINE? 442 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:40,593 MY HONOR, IF I MAY REVIEW THE FACTS. 443 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,195 WELL? 444 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,062 WELL, WHAT? 445 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:43,930 A THANK YOU WOULD BE NICE. I DON'T KNOW. 446 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,399 WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO THANK YOU? 447 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,369 OH, OK. YOU KNOW WHAT, SEAN? 448 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,370 I'M THROUGH WITH YOU. 449 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,204 OH, YOU'RE THROUGH WITH ME? 450 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,239 YEAH. OH, YOU'RE THROUGH WITH ME? 451 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,242 YEAH, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF CLEANING UP AFTER YOU-- 452 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,177 I HELPED YOU SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE, 453 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,113 I FIND YOU HIGH QUALITY MERCHANDISE 454 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,514 AT AN EXCELLENT PRICE, 455 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,583 I SPEND MY SATURDAY AFTERNOON 456 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,684 VISITING YOU IN JAIL, 457 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,319 AND I HIRE YOU A LAWYER, 458 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,288 A LAWYER WHO'S BEEN ON TELEVISION, 459 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,789 AND WHAT DO YOU DO? 460 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:13,260 YOU SIT THERE LIKE A FREAKIN' INGRATE. 461 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,462 YOU KNOW WHAT? 462 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,164 YOU'RE WELCOME. 463 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,699 I'M GONNA KILL YOU, EDDIE! 464 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:20,900 I'M GONNA KILL YOU-- 465 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,235 BAILIFF! BAILIFF! 466 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,804 YOU SHUT UP! I'LL KILL YOU! I-- 467 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,339 [BUZZ] AAH! 468 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,340 [WHIMPERS] 469 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,642 I RECRUISE MYSELF, MY HONOR. 470 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,244 OH, GOD. OH, GOD. 471 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,646 BETTER TAKE HIS BELT. 472 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,548 YOU GOT 100 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE 473 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,284 FOR BEATING UP YOUR OWN BROTHER? 474 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,587 YEP, AND IT WAS WORTH IT. YEAH. 475 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,589 HEY, YOU KNOW, SEAN, 476 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,692 YOU REALLY HURT ME, YOU KNOW THAT? 477 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,360 MY NECK WAS WRENCHED. 478 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,629 I GOT, UH, LIMITED RANGE MOTION 479 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,431 IN MY SHOULDER. 480 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,666 I ENDURED A LOT OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS. 481 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,568 YOU'RE PREPARING A LAWSUIT, AREN'T YOU? 482 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,770 I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED NOT TO DISCUSS IT. 483 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,239 [SIGHS] 484 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,242 ED, LOOK, OK, LOOK, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 485 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,244 I KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP ME OUT, 486 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:04,977 AND I--AND I-- 487 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,746 I--I SHOULDN'T HAVE ATTACKED YOU. 488 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,816 OK, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR. 489 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,850 GOOD. 490 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:14,221 IF--IF I GUY TRIES TO SERVE YOU PAPERS TOMORROW, 491 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,755 JUST THROW 'EM AWAY. 492 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,892 WOW. ALL THIS HAPPENED 493 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:20,793 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME 494 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,595 THAT I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING? 495 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,530 THAT'S RIGHT. 496 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,265 BECAUSE YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR WIFE AT HER WORD. 497 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,266 YEAH, I GET IT. 498 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,668 YOU SHOULD'VE GIVEN HER THE STOLE. 499 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,369 WALT. 500 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,205 EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE A FUR. 501 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,642 IT COULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE CLASS. 502 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,213 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 503 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,782 DAD--DAD, IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. 504 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,251 WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY? 505 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,718 JUST GO. PLEASE. 506 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,421 FINE. I'LL SAVE THE STOLE FOR LILY. 507 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,490 YEAH, TAKE IT. IT'S IN THE CLOSET. 508 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:55,295 I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYBODY'S BITIN' MY HEAD OFF. 509 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,764 OH, HEY, LOOK. THIS FELL. 510 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,433 OH, JUST-- JUST LEAVE IT. I'LL GET IT LATER. 511 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,669 ALL RIGHT. 512 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,737 BABY, WHAT-- 513 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,838 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 514 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,407 WHAT IS THAT? NOTHING. 515 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,375 WHAT IS IT! [LAUGHS] 516 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,678 OH, YEAH. I'M-A TICKLE. TICKLE, TICKLE. WHOO! 517 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,979 OH, MY GOD, CLAUDIA. 518 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:16,015 [SIGHS] OK, I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN YOU SOMETHING. 519 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,584 [IMITATING CLAUDIA] OH, DIDN'T I MAKE IT CLEAR 520 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,387 THAT WE'RE NOT TO BUY EACH OTHER GIFTS THIS YEAR? 521 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,053 YES, WELL, I DID, 522 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,455 BUT THEN I JUST ANTICIPATED 523 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,324 THAT YOU MIGHT DO SOME KIND OF DUMB THING 524 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,925 LIKE GET ME A GIFT, WHICH YOU DID, 525 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:26,893 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT WITHOUT, 526 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,528 SO REALLY THE ONLY THING YOU COULD BE MAD ABOUT 527 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,331 WAS THAT I WAS RIGHT, WHICH I WAS. 528 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,268 WAS THAT AN APOLOGY? 529 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,036 YES, SHUT UP. 530 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,771 OK, LOOK I'LL SHUT UP 531 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,808 IF YOU JUST TRY THESE THINGS ON, PLEASE. 532 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,311 OK. FINE. OK. 533 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,945 MAN, THEY'RE PRETTY. 534 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,716 OH, MY GOD. 535 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,419 OH, MY GOD! THESE ARE AMAZING! 536 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,786 YOU LOOK GREAT IN THEM, TOO. 537 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,722 I REALLY DO? THANK YOU, BABY. 538 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,891 YOU'RE WELCOME, MAMA. YOU'RE WELCOME. OH. 539 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,760 I REALLY GOTTA GET YOU SOMETHIN' BETTER. 540 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,028 YOU KNOW, I AM JUST SO HAPPY YOU'RE GLAD 541 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:05,332 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO GET THOSE THINGS. 542 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,399 I KNOW. I KNOW, 543 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,403 BUT WHEN THEY ARRESTED YOU, DIDN'T THEY SEARCH YOU? 544 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,304 YEAH. 545 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,440 HOW COME THEY DIDN'T FIND THE HOT DIAMONDS? 546 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,443 YOU KNOW, I JUST, UH-- 547 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,511 YOU WHAT? YOU KNOW, I WAS... 548 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,946 IN THE SQUAD CAR GOING TO THE STATION, 549 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,381 AND, YOU KNOW, I SWALLOWED 'EM. 550 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,849 YOU SWALLOWED THEM? 551 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:23,883 YEAH, BUT IT WAS TOTALLY COOL, 552 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,518 'CAUSE NEXT DAY, YOU KNOW, I JUST-- 553 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,920 I GOT 'EM BACK. 554 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,491 OH! OH, GOD! OH, GET 'EM OFF ME! 555 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,362 CLAUDE, I WASHED THEM! 556 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,766 DONKEYS, WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER FOR YOU! 557 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,600 DO YOU SEE ANYTHING? 558 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,069 MM-MMM. HOW FAR COULD DONKEYS GO? 559 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,905 MM-MM-MM. GIVE ME THE PEANUT BUTTER. 560 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,641 WHERE'S THE PEANUT BUTTER? 561 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:49,542 MM-MM-MM. 562 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,478 BRAD, OPEN YOUR MOUTH. 563 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,980 [MOUTH FULL] I'M SORRY, LILY. I WAS HUNGRY. 564 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,015 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!